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笑八仙之素女的故事

笑八仙之素女的故事

  • 类型:2002年大陆国语
  • 更新:2022-03-14 10:31
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      天将大耳神(聂远 饰)对荷花仙子(杨若兮 饰)垂涎已久,欲加调戏,被王母(傅艺伟 饰)发现后双双打入凡界,荷花投胎至何姓穷人家,取名素女。多年后素女出落成绝色美女,时逢王母做寿在即,她差吕洞宾(徐峥 饰)、汉钟离(谢宁 饰)、铁拐李(永振 饰)下凡点化荷花。在寻找过程中,听信土地进言,说当年素女出生时有两个女婴同时降临人间,分不清谁是荷花,于是三人分头去找,吕洞宾化装成伙计来到药铺打杂,不成想爱上了名为素女的荷花。而此时落入凡界的大耳神已修炼成魔,他并未对荷花失去初心。他见荷花对吕洞宾动了真情,心中妒火中烧,决定派人劫持荷花,一场仙魔大战即将开始.....


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